You
Don't Fool Me (Album Version) 5:24 
Written by Queen
Appears on: Made In Heaven, Track 9
You Don't Fool
Me (Dutch Edit Version) 3:58
Written by Queen
Appears on: Holland
You Don't Fool Me 4 track CD single, Holland
You Don't Fool Me 2 track CD single
Quite a large edit, that still works fairly well. At
a full minute and a half less than the album version,
this edit version appeared only on Holland and Italy
CD singles. Sounds somewhat incomplete, but passable.
You Don't Fool
Me (French Single Edit a.k.a. UK Vinyl Edit) 4:41
Written by Queen
Appears on: France
You Don't Fool Me 3-track promo CD, Made In Heaven
vinyl album
A much better edit than the Italy/Holland edit. The
track sounds much more complete and possibly a little
better by taking out some of the instrumental sections.
Recommended.
You Don't Fool
Me (Late Mix) 10:29
Written by Queen, Remixed by David Richards
Appears on: UK You Don't Fool Me 7" vinyl, UK
You Don't Fool Me CD single, UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl
By far, the best of the You Don't Fool Me mixes, which
isn't saying much. The track starts out with Freddie's
vocal impromptu from Live Aid (which is repeated throughout
the song). The track has an added backbeat. Freddie's
vocals are very clear as are Roger's backing vocals
which are brought to the forefront a few times. The
mix of Brian's guitar solos are very good here.
You Don't Fool
Me (BS Project Remix) 5:52
Written by Queen, Remixed by M. Marcolin and Bob Salton
Appears on: France You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl,
Italy
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl
A very long remix with an upbeat dance beat that actually
does work, but gets very repetitive. This track features
an interesting keyboard section and a very synthesized/robotic
voice repeating "You Don't Fool Me." Not really
worth listening to.
You Don't Fool
Me (BS
Project Remix Edit)
3:15
Written by Queen, Remixed by M. Marcolin and Bob Salton
Appears on: France You Don't Fool Me CD single, France
You Don't Fool Me 3-track promo CD single, France
You Don't Fool Me 4-track CD single
A shorter mix of the BS Project Remix. This has a very
upbeat dance backbeat that works fairly well (just as
in the full length version). This edited version of
the remix actually holds up better due to the shorter
length of the track. It does start to get repetative
at the end though. Worth a listen, just once though.
You Don't Fool
Me (Dub Dance Single Mix) 5:21
Written by Queen, Remixed by David Richards
Appears on: France You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl,
France You
Don't Fool Me 4-track CD single, France
You Don't Fool Me 3-track promo CD single
At first, this mix is very deceptive. Starts off just
like the album version and then cuts bits of the Live
Aid vocal impromptu into the album version. A backbeat
is later added, sounding very simliar to the Late Mix.
This mix is so simliar to sound and beats used that
it could be considered a remix edit of the Late Mix.
You Don't Fool
Me (Freddy's Club Dub) 6:53
Written by Queen, Remixed by Freddy Bastone
Appears on: US
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl, US You Don't Fool
Me 12" promo vinyl 1, US You Don't Fool Me 12"
promo vinyl 2, UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl promo
A very odd (and awful) remix. Starts off with a synthesized
"clicking" synthesized drum intro with distorted
clips of Freddie's vocals from "White Man."
The mix continues with the dancing backbeat and Live
Aid clips. Roger's backing vocals are brought to the
forefront a few times and the track continues with the
backbeat and synthesized horns. Becomes very repetitive.
You Don't Fool
Me (Freddy's Revenge Dub) 5:54
Written by Queen, Remixed by Freddy Bastone
Appears on: US
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl, US You Don't Fool
Me 12" promo vinyl 1, US You Don't Fool Me 12"
promo vinyl 2
Very similar to the Club Dub remix. Starts off with
a very bassy dance backbeat that actually sounds decent
and continues throughout the song. More of an instrumental
than the Club Dub and features more sampling from the
Live Aid performance and from "White Man."
Doesn't really sound anything like You Don't Fool me
though.
You Don't Fool
Me (Queen For A Day Mix) 6:25
Written by Queen, Remixed by Freddy Bastone
Appears on: US
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl, US You Don't Fool
Me 12" promo vinyl 1, US You Don't Fool Me 12"
promo vinyl 2
Has a very different backbeat to the different You Don't
Fool Me mixes. Again, starts with Roger's vocals brought
to the forefront and then onto Freddie's regular vocals
throughout the song. Not as bad as some of the other
remixes, but not very good either.
You Don't Fool
Me (Queen Forever Megamix) 5:48
Written by Queen, Remixed by Freddy Bastone
Appears on: UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl promo
Has a backbeat very simliar to the Revenge Dub. No vocals
from You Don't Fool Me are featured whatsoever. Instead
samples from Under Pressure, Somebody To Love, Live
Aid, The Prophet's Song, and White Man are mixed into
the bassy dance backbeat. A very odd and random mix
of samples.
You Don't Fool
Me (Dancing Divaz Club Mix) 7:07
Written by Queen, Remixed by Dancing Divaz
Appears on: UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl, UK
You Don't Fool Me CD single, UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl promo, Holland
You Don't Fool Me 4 track CD single
Track begins with some added spanish sounding guitar,
not done by Brian but sampled from another source. The
guitar is joined by the typical dance backbeat, which
is a faster tempo than the other mixes. Bits of the
guitar show up throughout the song, making it fairly
interesting.
You Don't Fool
Me (Dancing Divaz Instrumental Club Mix) 7:17
Written by Queen, Remixed by Dancing Divaz
Appears on: Italy
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl
An instrumental version of the Dancing Divaz Club Mix.
You Don't Fool
Me (Dancing Divaz Rhythm Mix) 5:25
Written by Queen, Remixed by Dancing Divaz
Appears on: UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl promo, Italy
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl
Again, sounds very simliar to the Dancing Divaz Club
Mix, but without the added guitar throughout the track.
The dance backbeat is simliar to the other Divaz mixes.
The only vocals on the track are "You Don't Fool
Me" being repeated throughout the track. More of
an instrumental than anything.
You Don't Fool
Me (Sexy Club Mix) 10:18
Written by Queen, Remix by Jam and Spoon
Appears on: UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl, France
You Don't Fool Me 4-track CD single, UK
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl promo, Holland
You Don't Fool Me 4 track CD single, Italy
You Don't Fool Me 12" vinyl
This is by far the worst of the You Don't Fool Me remixes.
The dance backbeat is the most annoying and monotonous
of the bunch, which is saying something. A sample of
Freddie singing "sexy" is repeated over and
over throughout the song. The vocals are rearranged
throughout the song with long, annoying dance grooves
in-between. Roger's vocals have been brought to the
forefront a few times again, which is nice to hear.
Avoid this remix.
You Don't Fool
Me (Sexy Club Mix Mis-pressed Edit) 10:13
Written by Queen, Remix by Jam and Spoon
Appears on: UK
You Don't Fool Me CD single
The same as the Sexy Club Mix, however a remastering
error chops off the first few seconds of the track.
You Don't Fool Me (The
eYe Version) 5:55
Written by Queen
Appears on: Queen:
The eYe
From the Electronic Arts videogame, Queen: The eYe.
A full instrumental of the album version with some backing
vocals and some added bits around the 1 and 2 minute
marks.
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